try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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