this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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