Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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