Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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