ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Come share oat with me in your robe
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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