Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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