it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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