whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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