i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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