forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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