I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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