I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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