i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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