So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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