i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
BRING THE BAGELS
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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