at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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