I wish I could punch you in the face.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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