It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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