Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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