i think my tv is drunk
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Randomize
