Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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