? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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