I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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