There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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