So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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