So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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