escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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