Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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