You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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