i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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