so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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