I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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