New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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