If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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