I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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