some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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