You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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