so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
