ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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