U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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