I'm drive I can fine osifer
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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