So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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