He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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