Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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