Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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