"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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