Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
last night I used snow as a chaser
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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