zippers are such a cool invention
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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