I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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