And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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